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Wheee! [Nov. 30th, 2009|09:50 am]
I just submitted the last of my official fest fics for the holiday season. One day early, whoot! I still have a few pinch hits due throughout December, but it feels good to have the "official" stuff out of the way. And one of the pinch hits is at about 75% complete, so yay!

Today is going to be jam-packed with RL-ness, though, so hopefully I can carve out time tonight to finish THAT fic and then get started on the next one.

I can't believe everything starts posting tomorrow! It seems like I've been waiting forever (and/or praying for deadlines to not approach so quickly). Okay, so if you want to catch my fics, they will be posted throughout December on the following communities/asylums:

[info]harry_holidays
[info]daily_deviant's Kinky Kristmas
[info]snapelyholidays
[info]snarry_swap
[info]severus_lucius's Romance Fest
[info]happy_trekmas

And... I think that's it? There'll also be a couple of my fics in the Severus Shorts Birthday Celebration.

Anyway YAY! Holiday fest season, whooooooooot!! What will y'all be following?
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Fic: Bloodlust, Bellatrix/Various, NC-17 [Nov. 20th, 2009|10:02 am]
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Title: Bloodlust
Author: [info]eeyore9990
Characters: Bellatrix/Rabastan, Bellatrix/Rodolphus, Bellatrix/Frank, Alice
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Torture, Non-con
Themes/kinks chosen: symphorophilia: arousal by watching or causing destruction and/or death
Word Count: 1015
Summary: There was something so very powerful about holding another life in the palm of her hand, dangling it from the tip of her wand.
Author's notes: Not my usual fare, but it was a hell of a lot of fun to write this. :D Thanks to [info]kathrynthegreat for looking this over and letting me know it didn't suck donkey balls. Heh.

Please heed the warnings before clicking.
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For my records, but you're welcome to read... [Nov. 18th, 2009|12:37 pm]
I went and saw a nutritionist on Monday and since I was sort of having to stop and think today, I figured I'd write down everything she told me so I am less likely to forget. And since I have the benefit of free nutritional advice, I figured I'd share with y'all what she said to me.

Note: I know some of you are uncomfortable with "weight loss" posts, but this is only tangentially about weight loss. Mostly it's just a way for the hubby and I to get and STAY healthy.

The Dos and Don'ts of Eating )

I have never in my life heard the phrases "eat CORRECTLY" and "portion control" as much as I did that day. However, three days later, here are the side effects I'm noticing:

The Other Stuff )

Anyway, that's healthy eating 101 and you didn't have to go get bitched at by my skinny little nutritionist.

For those who wonder how I ate before and how this differs: I ate once a day at dinner. I'd have maybe 800-1000 calories per day, all at once. Because I really don't like to eat at other times. So I'm eating "more" now, but I'm spacing it out and making healthier choices.
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OMG *face palm* [Nov. 15th, 2009|01:15 pm]
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Okay so. I have written, I think, one RPF. EVER. And that was when the Giants won the Superbowl and I was sort of high on everything to do with football and Eli Manning and yay Giants won! I'm a Cowboys fan at heart, but I'll take ANYONE over the Patriots and Eli Manning is sort of my personal favorite underdog and.... and that has nothing to do with anything today. Except to say, I never ever thought I'd be in this position again.

All right, now, y'all know that I'm kinda half-obsessed with Star Trek Reboot fandom, right? And the main reason for that is Karl Urban's Bones (because he is awesome), and even though he's nothing like DeForest Kelley, I kinda like that because it makes the character his own. I mean, no one's topping TOS Bones for sheer awesomeness, but Karl Urban is... Well. I kinda have the hots for him in a way that may not be entirely legal.

And because of this, I started thinking about the day the cast met him and how that went and (because every single guy but John Cho on that cast is "gay in my head") this is what happened.

Fic: A Whole Lot of Yummy, very PG, Entire Cast )
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Star Trek Fic: No Explanation Needed, Kirk/Surprise, NC-17 [Nov. 10th, 2009|12:47 am]
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Title: No Explanation Needed
Fandom: Star Trek: Reboot
Pairing: Kirk/Surprise
Rating: NC-17
Warnings/Enticement: glory holes, random porn, multi-partner
Word Count: ~1400
A/N: This is so completely random. I just had a wild hair to write some gloryhole fic, and this is what happened. Enjoy!

No Explanation Needed )
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Yay! [Nov. 7th, 2009|11:47 pm]
Fic 2 done and off to beta. OMG, I feel like I'm actually on top of things right now. Scary, huh?

So tomorrow I start Fic 3 and hopefully will finish that Monday (seriously, it shouldn't be a difficult fic to write--which means I'll likely be whining all over the place about how slow the progress is on Tuesday).

But for now I get to splash around in the happy feeling of "yay, fic completed!!"

And six days early, too. Whoot!

I believe this calls for wine.
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Guys! [Nov. 7th, 2009|07:49 pm]
Guys!!

You all know that [info]fall_fantasia has been posting for like a week now, right? Well, guess what?! The gift for me posted today!

How awesome is that?!

I urge you all to run out and read The Proper Incentive. The pairing is Snape/Bill and a surprise pairing that will make you squee and want to hug the fic to yourself. :D

Go. Read!
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Can't...hold it in... any longer [Nov. 7th, 2009|12:28 pm]
Why is it taking so LONG for the Star Trek movie to come out?!?!?!

WHY!?!?!?

I WANT THAT DVD, DAMMIT!
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Speaking of voting... [Nov. 5th, 2009|10:27 pm]
I am utterly disappointed in all of you. Well. All but thirteen of you!

Thirteen is a good number, but fifteen beats it. Why is that significant? Because fifteen of you voted to allow [info]lilyseyes to beat me in my utterly fair and balanced poll.

But fear not, my brave thirteen! [info]leela_cat wrote us a fic ANYWAY! Because we are obviously awesome. *nod nod*

Deathfic! Yay!!!

Go forth, ye fabulous ones, and read There Had Been a Plan.
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Garrrr [Nov. 4th, 2009|10:21 pm]
I had awesome plans to go to bed with hubby and do the snuggly thing and just forget about my current fic for a while. And then the need to write propelled me out of bed (hubby was already asleep, so it's not like I interrupted anything *coughs*). So here I sit.

Like a lump on a log.

Which means, of course, that it's time again for another round of fic bitching! *crowd goes wild*

Character B... oh, Character B. Why must you intimidate me so? Also, what's with the personality disorder you seem to have? Don't you know I want to make you happy in the pants? Cuz I do. I want to make you so happy in the pants that you come back for more (yes, pun is totally intended).

So why, then, aren't you cooperating?

Character A? I'm not sure exactly where you're going with this, but it's unlike you to be reticent. So maybe just cut it out and jump Character B's bones? I realize you're trying to be a better person or whatever, but come ON, man. This fic is due in just over a week and we are at a stand still.

Characters C through infinity? Rock on with your bad selves. I love you all. Seriously.

Me? Please stop with the Britglish in this fic. It's not only not necessary but also... you're doing it wrong!

A whopping 369 words so far today. Which is kinda cool in the fact that any number with 69 in it is obviously shooting for porn, but less cool in the "I still have a lot to write" way.

So come on, self. Characters. We have an hour and a half. Let's get this thing going!
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There's no reason for this post [Nov. 4th, 2009|12:10 pm]
I'm just tired of refreshing my flist to see that no one's updated.

How am I supposed to procrastinate if y'all aren't posting?!
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Fwump! [Nov. 3rd, 2009|03:45 pm]
I have written 1585 words today on my [info]happy_trekmas fic, and basically wrote straight to the end of the "outline" I managed to come up with yesterday.

Which means I'm fresh out of ideas. Crap.

However, I do know how the porn is going to go (fics must be R/NC-17, so I'm not giving away too much by saying there's gonna be porn, lol), so if worse comes to worse I'll write that and just wait for further inspiration on the rest.

Inspiration, however, usually comes in the form of having my hands in water (can't write if they're in water), so I'm going to go clean my kitchen and hope for the best.

Yay. Housework. Yaaaaaaaay.
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[Nov. 2nd, 2009|10:39 am]
Okay, screw it. I'm just going to ask for the information I need and hope like hell that someone out there, in the recesses of internet deep space, knows the answers. None of this is important to my plot, but you know that as soon as I put the crews quarters on deck 6, I'll get zapped by a ST canon nazi.

Where are the crew's quarters? How are they accessed?

In ST:TNG, Picard has a "ready room". Does Kirk on the NCC-1701 have anything similar to this? Or just some place that he and his senior officers can go to make plans/take classified transmissions from Starfleet? I mean, as awesome as it would be for him to be constantly calling "conferences" in his quarters, I just don't think that's logical from a professional standpoint.

Any help would be awesome.


ETA: [info]mimiheart found it here. It's an awesome reference for anyone writing ST fic.
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Whee! [Nov. 2nd, 2009|12:22 am]
Fic the First is done!

Tomorrow I begin plugging away at Fic the Second. *happy dance of joy*

I am on track to finish all my fics early(ish) which will be absolutely awesome! I don't normally miss deadlines, but it's always nice to know that I won't be turning in rushed fics. I don't have to rush! Whee!

Also, the best part about the rest of the fics I have to write? My outlines for them make it totally reasonable to bring them all in under 5k each. How awesome is that?!

*absolutely elated*
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Jello Wrestling! [Oct. 31st, 2009|11:54 pm]
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Okay, guys, y'all are used to the weird around here, so just go with it.

[info]lilyseyes and I are virtually jello wrestling over what sort of drabble [info]leela_cat is going to write for us. Whoever wins gets their choice.

The catch? Y'all decide who wins!



If I win the jello wrestling, [info]leela_cat will write (any length, including drabble) death fic!


If [info]lilyseyes wins.... well. We're just not going to let that happen. Are we? *she asked in a vaguely threatening tone*

So!

Vote, and may the best man woman win!

Poll #4530 Jello Wrestling!! (AKA, a not at all biased poll)
Open to: All, results viewable to: All

Who do you think should win the jello wrestling contest? (And by "who do you think should win", I'm totally not suggesting that you should automatically vote for me....)

View Answers

[info]eeyore9990, because you love me more than life itself and you want me to win so that [info]leela_cat will have to write deathfic
1 (3.6%)

[info]eeyore9990, because you don't really care, but you want to watch me do a butt-wiggling dance when I win
7 (25.0%)

[info]eeyore9990, because you don't really care about the jello wrestling, but deathfic=yay!
0 (0.0%)

[info]eeyore9990, because... Well, just because.
5 (17.9%)

[info]lilyseyes. Because you want me to pout and whine and bitch about the outcome forever and ever.
15 (53.6%)

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Ah, life [Oct. 30th, 2009|11:42 pm]
So, the people coming over thing tonight went really well. Fun was had, house stayed clean. Which means I don't have to do much between tonight and tomorrow when people coming over redux happens. PLUS!!! Halloween! Yay!

I still haven't decided what I'm going to go as. I have a variety of "costumes" to choose from. I suppose I'll just pick something appropriate to my mood and the weather tomorrow.

Love to all!

Eey
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I need a To Do List for my day [Oct. 30th, 2009|11:35 am]
Or I know I'll forget something and there will be grumpy!husband of grumpiness when he gets home.

Laundry. Must get at least one-two loads done, including folding and putting away. (So that I can hide two more loads in the washer and dryer, heh.)
Clean bathrooms
• Clean kitchen and sweep/mop, including mud room
• Clean bedrooms and make beds
• Clean off back porch
Child proof house
Go grocery shopping for odds and ends (and Halloween Candy yay!)
Find a new place for dog's cage so she's not right next to the table where we'll be sitting
• Vacuum floors @ 4:30-ish. Clean any spots.
• Make taco/quesadilla-stuffs
Make Halloween cupcakes (need to have them in the oven by 3 o'clock-ish)
• Marinade chicken for tomorrow's round of guests
• Get some makeup so I can figure out a costume for myself! :P
• Clean out fridge and make kool-aide, tea, and other drinkie stuff

I'm having people over tonight. I figured Mexican buffet-style for munchies. Am I forgetting anything? I don't entertain very often, lol.
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Bitching Works! [Oct. 30th, 2009|10:10 am]
So remember how I was bitching about the fic I'm writing and how it was going painfully slow and I was afraid I was going to kill myself to finish it on my deadline?

Yeah, so the bitching worked. Not only have I successfully managed to write a scene per day on the fic (to reach my goal, that was what I needed) but I wrote 2.5k on the fic last night. I am so pumped.

If I bitch more, do you think I'll finish it today?! *g*
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Fic whining... part 674839202384 [Oct. 27th, 2009|12:45 am]
Argh.

Argh.

Argh.

You know, it's not often that I sit down to write a pairing that gives me as much grief as the pairing I'm writing now. Part of my problem is that I'm trying really hard to have the relationship evolve in a believable manner, which is whoa!difficult with this particular pairing. I have had the fic open all day; by my reckoning, I wrote approximately one and a half words per hour on it today. And each word was torturous to write.

Even "the".

I'm serious. Maybe I'm thinking about it too hard, but I want this fic to be... Well. "Good" would satisfy me pretty well. :P It doesn't have to be groundbreakingly awesome, though that would be fucking fantastic, but it's a gift fic and as such, needs to be special.

I have 2.5k done; 3 scenes of possibly 7-10, depending on how well things shape up from here. I set myself a deadline of Nov 1 for a complete first draft and I'm going to make it if I have to kill myself to get there.

Anyone else having fic woes? Wanna share?

You know misery loves company. :D
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